Going to Pyrmont tomorrow with Tian, her brother and my sister, to eat snails. YAAAAAAAYYY!!
Here's a video I found on youtube on how to make escargot/Bouguigonne: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxpNqVhXqWw&feature=related
Click it. You know you want to. Doesn't matter how grossed out it makes you, I can tell that you're still interested. I once went through this phase where I compulsively had to google and youtube strange foods just to see what they looked like and how people made them. Escargot was one of these..... STOP JUDGING ME.

No really. AM I WATCHING DOCTOR WHO OR POWER RANGERS???
GUYS, why are the Daleks ~colourful~? LOL.
But its okay. Series 5 started off a bit shaky for me cause I was still mourning Tennant.
Yes you were David Tennant. Yes you were.
But it's alright. I'm recovering. And Matt Smith and Karen Gillan really do work well together. (It doesn't hurt that they're really really pretty to look at.) I just think that its a bit too much too soon. Emotional whiplash and shit. Haha I suck. A doctor once diagnosed me with being "resistant to change" a few years ago. TRUFAX. Don't laugh. It wasn't that funny back then. I've gone through my fair share of "bad years" and I'm in no hurry to experience any more.
But as I said, it's all good. Matt Smith and Karen Gillan are growing on me. And Eric and Jessica's enthusiam for Series 5 and 6 is infectious :)
Oh I nearly forgot to mention! I have a TARDIS now. Unfortunately I can't travel through space and time with it..... but it holds cookies! And it makes that awesomely awesome TARDIS sound every time you lift the lid up too! The one that sounds like an old man wheezing. Again, thank you Nancy and Tian!
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WARNING: Spoilers about Doctor Who ahead - oh stuff this, no one really cares about spoilers :L (except for me).
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I have just finished Series 4 of Doctor Who. Here are my thoughts on the last few episodes:
SLKJJNAOIMV;ALKEUASEFA;LKVNAIEFNA;LKSDVAEIFAS!!!
AKNF;SDFJA;EFA;VANE!
AFJ;AOEVAKLENFAEFAEAEJA;INFVALVNEAINVNE!!!
AJ;FAIENF;AAVNEIA;CNVKA;AKJNLEONAKCNVA
AE;NA;ENAFI;ENAFN AVNA;LEK A CIANECALE CADMAV;IE
ANV;AIEN;AVNEKLJA;IVENAEIDNMCIA!!!!
& ROSE FUCKING TYLER!!!!
/end keysmash
Oh I'm sorry, did that not make sense? Here let me try again.
Okay, so when Rose returned in the last few episodes, I nearly cried with happiness. Her reunion with the Doctor after 2 series/2 years is so beautiful. You should have seen my reaction. I was screaming at the TV like a crazy person, going "OMG KISS HER ALREADY, DOCTOR!!"
Just look at their faces :D
And then the Daleks came and shot the Doctor and I was like,
But then everything was alright because JACKIE AND MICKEY WERE THERE, F*CK YEAH!!
The Doctor then saved the world and I was all happy and stuff. But then there was that weird part that went something like this.
Doctor:
"Oh haaiiii Rose Tyler. Seems like we're back in Bad Wolf Bay in Norway, oh what a coincidence! You know what that means right? It means I'm leaving you... again. Oh no! Don't cry! Cause I've got a plan this time. Here look, I've made a clone of myself, now isn't that brilliant? He looks exactly like me and he has the exact same memories of me! You too will have a smashing time here, in this alternate universe. (Just try to ignore that fact that he's made from my hand and everything will be all right). Yes I know it seems very strange but it's actually quite a good solution. You see, this clone of me will grow old together with you, isn't that amazing - Oh my! I see you too are getting along fabulously right now aren't you? Hmmm, it is kind of strange seeing you kiss my clone... in front of me. Well I suppose I should be going now.... Erm yes, you two are still quite preoccupied so I'll just... I'll just leave now. Erm.. okay."
Stupid Doctor. You could've just brought Rose along with you in the Tardis. It would be just like old times! But that's just a tiny little thing that bothered me. After all, we do get to see David Tennant and Billie Piper make out, lol. And that's really all that matters in the end.
So that's it. Goodbye Series 5. Goodbye David Tennant :( Oh gawd, I don't know how I'm gonna be able to watch the next one, the one that's supposed to be Tennant's last episode (?). I really need to stop growing so attached to characters.
You guys know what comes next right? PICSPAM TIME!!!

STEPHEN MOFFAT, I HATE YOU SO MUCH - OH GOD I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT BECAUSE OF YOU AAAARGHHH!!!
First you give us The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances and forever creep me out with the thought of gas masks. And then you invent clockwork, mask-wearing machines that apparently live under my bed. Hmm what else have you done? OH RIGHT, you wrote BLINK. I know people who are forever traumatised by the thought of statues just because of that episode. And now? YOU BRING BACK HORRIBLE CHILDHOOD MEMORIES OF BEING AFRAID OF THE DARK THROUGH "SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY" AND "FORESTS OF THE DEAD". HOW COULD YOU?!
Oh and Evangelista's deformed face is totally going to haunt my dreams for the rest of my life. Seriously.
Guys, I really need a happy gif right now :(

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