To make up for my extremely lame joke yesterday, I'll post another (better) one.

The Little Red Man

Once upon a time, there was a little red man, who lived on a little red
street, in a little red house.

One morning this little red man woke up and looked out of his little red
window at the little red sun. He thought it was a glorious little red morning.
So he jumped out of his little red bed and skipped down his little red hallway
into his little red bathroom. He threw off all his little red clothes and turned
on his little red shower.

While he was splashing around in his little red shower, he heard a bang on
the door. He quickly turned off the little red shower, put on a little red
towel, ran down his little red hallway, opened his little red front door and saw
there was a little red newspaper stuck in his little red rose bush. He bent over
to pull it out. As he bent down his little red towel fell off.

The lady sitting at the bus stop who had been watching the whole thing,
jumped up to scold the little red man and ran across the other side of
the road and was immediately hit by a passing truck.

The moral of the story is:-
Don't cross the road while the little red
man is flashing.

Change was in the air...

As I walked into the classroom, a strange feeling came over me. The whole room was strained in anticipation and everyone's eyes were drawn to the blackboard. I followed the whole room's line of sight and nearly fell over from shock. This was REALLY unexpected.

DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN..

We were actually gonna WRITE something in English :O -shocked gasp-

sources: based on a true story

Did I tell you about my dream? It was really STRANGE, but then all dreams are supposed to be strange.
I was Blair in gossip girl and I was telling chuck bass that I loved him. LOL He was saying something in return but I couldn't hear him because my dream suddenly changed. I found myself below deck on a ship. Instead of floorboards, there was glass. Out of nowhere, a GINORMOUS WHALE swam under the ship. I think I nearly died from shock. After that, the dream changed again and I was in a tree, watching this guy down below. He seemed to be lost so I came down from my tree and talked to him...

& then I woke up :(

Hello People, are you having a nice day? I WAS until somebody told me the answers for the maths test and I realised I made lots of silly mistakes. School was alright though. In maths, mr ngov put some algebra questions on the board and spent like 5 minutes doing the working out when I already knew the answer by writing one line :L I played with wax in science. That experiment took 15 mins? and thenI spent the rest of the period watching nails rust. yay. I ate 2 lolly snakes in music and they were both green. Stephenie ate like.. 4. XD

BBF was so sad TT' I didn't exactly cry, but my eyes leaked tears. & I'm not really a crying person. I mean, I laughed when that girl died in one litre of tears. Go figure.

I was looking through some things on a twilight fanfiction site and did you know there's a story called "My Name is Cynthia" and its about a girl named cynthia turning into a vampire. The girl who wrote this story has talent. LOL

I seem to be obsessed with "Your mama" jokes. Like this one:

Your mum's so fat that people exercise by running laps around her.

Hehe =3