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I wish I was a dude

I have a lot of questions running through my mind at the moment, of which the most infuriating one must be,
 
WHAT EXACTLY DO DONNA AND HARVEY DO WITH THE CAN OPENER THAT TAKES LESS THAN 3 MINUTES IN HARVEY'S OFFICE??



Oh wait - I think I got - no, actually nevermind.

I'm dying from the curiosity here - seriously dying.  
 
On to other news, I'm graduating in about a week. Thirteen years of schooling - gone - BAM - done and dusted. Well not really, since there's still the HSC but whatever, it's only the HSC. Surprisingly, I don't feel sad. Not at all. It just doesn't feel like the end, plus, I feel like if I have to spend any more time holed up in a classroom being forced to write essays, my head would start imploding.
 
Speaking of heads, I just spent 2 hours of my life looking up hairstyles for the formal. Everything I found was either too hard to do or just not worth the effort. I don't think I want to go to a hairdresser's to get my hair done - $40 to $50 just for someone to wield hair-spray and a curling iron when I could do it for free? Errr, I might just do it myself...
 
Although, prior experience has led me to believe that Cynthia + A Curling Iron =


Um yeah, you might want to rethink the shampoo - I don't think it's working...

Yup. Sigh. This formal's more trouble than its worth. Ah well, I'll figure something out... eventually.
 
There's also the small matter of the dress - namely the fact that mine has a tendency to pull a "melting popsicle" and slowly, but surely end up pooled onto the floor.


 
Uh huh. I really do not want that to happen - and I'm betting no one else wants that to happen either - not unless they have plans to throw up everything that they've eaten on the night.
 
I'm thinking I'm gonna need dress tape. Lots of dress tape. Preferably, a whole body's worth of dress tape (just to be sure).  Hell, I'm just gonna wrap myself in the stuff before I step into my dress. It should be fine, I think, as long as I make sure to permanently exhale (cause inhaling causes the dress to slip) and remember not to throw my hands up in the air. Dammit, my plans to dance epic-ly to Gangnam Style have been foiled! I'll just have to make do with awkward side steps, all the while keeping my arms plastered to my side and my dress hitched up to my armpits. And DEFINITELY, none of this stuff:

I Epic Failed... Again

Today at tutor, the tutor teacher asked if anyone was busy next Saturday because he was going to temporarily transfer the class to that day. Me, being the most idiotic, forgetful person who's ever walked this planet didn't say anything. And then I got home and realised... that next saturday is the Kpop Concert.

Fail.

So now I have to call him and say I can't make it. Sigh. I'm pretty sure I've used up all my favours already. *headdesk*

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Sadness gif is entirely relevant.

Epic Fail x1000

I feel mildly depressed right now. Apparently the exams are in Week 4. I misjudged the dates :(

So now I have to sit here and rot for FOUR MORE FUCKING WEEKS before I can run outside and do a hallelujah dance.

Oh god does this mean I have to do the english extension essay now? :(

I AM SO SAD GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Fail

I suck. Seriously, I do. I did something so stupid today in the english exam. SIGH. I wonder how many marks I get off for that? Probably between 3-5. It doesn't seem a lot but still. Now I'm going to have to crawl into a corner and mope for the next 24 hours.


BRB: Sadness in progress.

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Study Fail



I am trying to study for history extension. Note the use of the word "trying". Instead I am ending up like this:


MY BRAIN IS INCOMPETENT. Sigh.


If only this was true. If only...


Like Rub it in, why don't ya?

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:(

I epic failed at History Extension.

















Happy Valentines :)

I DO NOT CARE HOW UNBELIEVABLY DORKY THIS IS OR HOW I WOULD PROBABLY SINK TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SOCIAL LADDER (if I haven't already) BECAUSE OF THIS, BUT I AM TOTALLY 100% GOING TO ANALYSE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA FOR EXTENSION ENGLISH. LIKE OMG WHY DIDN'T I THINK ABOUT THIS BEFORE I AM A GENIUS BOW DOWN BEFORE ME.

Oh and Happy Valentine's Day everybody!! (L)(L)(L)

Oh whoops, wrong picture.

Whatever, still captures the very essence of Valentines Day.

Jingleberry, jingleberry...

My tutor class ended at 6:00 today. And Tian's dad didn't come to pick me up until 6:57. Sigh.

I guess that's not too bad. At least he remembered? LOL. If it was my mum, she would have totally forgotten I even had tutoring. Like two Fridays ago, she forgot to pick me up after MH and I ended up having to walk home. And when I got there, she said "Where were you?"

As you can see, I have a very loving family.

Anyways that's not what I wanted to say. What I wanted to say was: I am a genius. I should totally go work in the advertising industry because I have made the catchiest jingle in the history of.... catchy jingles. I swear, its even better than the commerce presentations from Year 8.

Here it is:

Jingleberry, jingleberry, jingleberry crush,
Looks like poo and it tastes like mush,
Guava nectar, raspberries, sorbet and ice!
And an energizer booooster!!

Its ok, you can say it - I'm brilliant.

>_>

Oh man I killed Katniss.

Should I post it or not? Huh... maybe not - it'll probably destroy the image you have of her in your head.

I think I should leave drawing to the pros.

fml

Hi invisiblepeoplewhoreadmyblog,

I finished the prac part of my science experiment today. And then I realised that it totally doesn't relate to enzyme activity or whatever it was that it was supposed to relate to. HAHAHAHA.

fml

Black Friday

I hate Black Friday.

T_T at my epic fail in cricket.

Don't come near me, my bad luck will rub off on you.

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Cake Fail

My mum decided to bake a cake today.

Except,
it kind of....
exploded.......
a bit.






Cake, anyone? :L

Maybe I should send this to fail blog LOL

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