I am freaking out right now. Mr M just asked me how I think I went for the essay part of the English Advanced Half Yearly. I said it wasn't too bad. He said "But you only wrote 3 pages." And I said, "Err no, I'm pretty sure I filled up two booklets, aka 6 pages." (In fact, I remember writing at least 2 booklets for every section). He said, "Hmm, okay, I'll check again." 

So like, half of my essay is somewhere out there - lost among all the other bits and pieces of other people's booklets.

Le sigh.