Went downstairs to look for my Harry Potter book and came back up with cookies instead - forgetting said HP book. Does that ever happen to you? You go somewhere to get something and then come back with something else. Maybe I'm one of those people who get distracted by the "Oooh, shiny". That would explain why I'm such a bad driver. WAIT A MINUTE. What am I talking about? I'm not a bad driver. It's just that my driving instructor is a dickweed.

I seem to have missed out Number 14 down there on my list. So I'll just include it here.

After a while, exhausted and drained, Harry found himself sitting on a bench beside Luna.
"I'd want some peace and quiet, if it were me," she said.
"I'd love some," he replied.
"I'll distract them all," she said. "Use your cloak."
And before he could say a word she had cried. "Ooooh, look, a Blibbering Humdinger!" and pointed out of the window. Everyone who heard looked around, and Harry slide the Cloak up over himself, and got to his feet.

Luna is the embodiment of epic-tuosity, no?

Also known as, Eighteen Instances in which the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Movie has Failed the Book By Not Including a Much Loved Fact or Line. (I do like the movie though. I just wish they would include those little details that make the books so epic.)

1. "...with a bright white flash and a crack, a crystal ball fell on the top of Greyback's head and he crumpled to the ground and did not move. "I have more!" shrieked Professor Trelawney from over the banisters... and with a movement like a tennis serve, she heaved another enormous crystal sphere from her bag, waved her want througth the air, and caused the ball to speed across the hall and smash through a window..."

Hehe, I would've loved to see the quirky Professor Trelawney start smashing crystal balls into the baddies. Especially since she always seems so out of it.

2. "He did not recognise the room at all. It was enormous, and looked rather like the interior of a particularly sumptuous tree house...multicoloured hammocks were strung from the ceiling... and windowless walls were covered in bright tapestry hangings. Harry saw the gold Griffindor lion, emblazoned on scarlet, the black badger of Hufflepuff, set against the yellow, and the bronze eagle of Ravenclaw, on blue. The silver and green of Slytherin alone were absent."

Colour!!! T_T The movies are so colourless and drab. Sometimes I wish the director would just stop making the whole thing so utterly depressing. Hogwarts should be colourful!!!

3. "Cho spoke again, "If you'd like to see what the diadem's supposed to look like, I could take you up to the common room and show you, Harry?" Cho had got to her feet, but Ginny said rather fiercely, "No, Luna will take Harry, won't you, Luna?" "Ooooh, yes, I'd like to," said Luna happily, and Cho sat down again, looking dissapointed."

LOLs.

4. "The deserted Ravenclaw common room was a wide, circular room, airier than any Harry had ever seen at Hogwarts. Graceful arched windows punctuated the walls, which were hung with blue and bronze silks: by day, the Ravenclaws would have a spectacular view of trhe surrounding mountains. The ceiling was domed and painted with stars, which were echoed in the midnight-blue carpet. There were tables, chairs and bookcases, and in a niche opposite the door stood a tall statue of white marble."

I was so looking forward to seeing the Ravenclaw common room :'( If I went to Hogwarts, I would have liked to be in Ravenclaw. You know how Griffindor has the fat lady to guard their common room? For Ravenclaw, they have to answer a riddle. ISN'T THAT SO AWESOME?

5. "Hermione sat panting on the floor beside Goyle, who was still unconscious. "C - Crabbe," choked Malfoy, as soon as he could speak. "C- Crabbe..." "He's dead," said Ron harshly.

I know Crabbe died suddenly in the movie but couldn't they have shown Malfoy suffering about it? Crabbe got one quick glance and that's all. Keep in mind that Crabbe and Goyle have been with Malfoy since the FIRST movie.

6. "Hello Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?"

7. "No - no - no!" someone was shouting. "No! Fred! No!" And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred's eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face."

They never showed how Fred died in battle. Or how Lupin and Tonks died too. That's not fair. Those characters deserved some sort of last glory shot of them fighting Death Eaters before they died or something.

8. "Even as they stood braced, looking for the opportunity to act, there came a great "wheeeeeeeeee!" and, looking up, Harry saw Peeves zooming over them, dropping Snargaluff pods down on to the Death Eaters, whose heads were suddenly engulfed in wriggling, green tubers like fat worms."

LOL that would've been cool to see.

9. "I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm Draco, I'm on your side!" Draco was on the upper landing, pleading with another masked Death Eater. Harry stunned the Death Eater as they passed: Malfoy looked around, beaming, for his saviour, and Ron punched him from under the Cloak. Malfoy fell backwards on top of the Death Eater, his mouth bleeding, utterly bemused. "And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!" Ron yelled."

I repeat. That would've been cool to see.

10. "Somewhere in the distance they could hear Peeves zooming through the corridors singing a victory song of his own composition: "We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the One, And Voldy's gone mouldy, so now let's have fun!" "Really gives a feeling for the scope and tragedy of the thing, doesn't it?" said Ron, pushing open a door to let Harry and Hermione through."

11. "Any moment, the people for whom he had tried to die would see him, lying apparently dead, in Hagrid's arms. "NO!!" The scream was the more terrible because he had never expected or dreamed that Professor McGonagall could make such a sound. He heard another woman laughing nearby, and knew that Bellatrix gloried in McGonagall's despair."

No one really reacted to Harry's death (with the exception of Ginny). In the book, it was way more traumatic as all of Harry's friends and the people of Hogwarts saw his "dead" body in Hagrid's arms. I don't think they did that really well in the movie.

City Hunter is so satisfying. Hits me in all the right places, it does. Kind of like a frozen coke after doing a 4km run. Or the feeling you get after killing off all the green pigs in Angry Birds. Perhaps even as satisfying as the words "squelch" and "moist". Although I learnt from TMZ that "moist" makes a lot of people cringe. "moist" hehehehehe. MOIST.

Teehee, that's Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives. And look what she's holding in her hand :D

Self control? Pfffff. I have none.

P.P.S. Someone please tell the koreans that City Hunter is pronouned Ci-ty Hun-ter. Not Shit-ty Hun-ter.