The HSC Checklist

You will need:
  • A paper bag for hypperventilation usage
  • A mattress for when you see the first question and decide to faint
  • A toilet for all the bullshit and word-vomit that's going to come out of your pen
  • A suitably blank expression for all those seconds spent staring at the clock, watching the time slip through your fingers
  • A suitably pissed off expression for when the person next to you asks for more paper when you haven't even finished one booklet
  • An extraordinary capacity for hope... 'cause that's the only thing keeping you from breaking out into hysterics
  • A lot of luck - to ensure that the stimulus for creative writing matches your prepared story.
And um yeah. I think that's all.
 
Good luck tomorrow everyone :)

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