After watching episode 9 of Game of Thrones. I want to do this. Repeatedly:

I knew it was coming though. Damn those spoilery youtube comments.

And Joffrey, you may be pretty, have beautiful eyes and remind me of Draco Malfoy before he turned ugly, but dude you seriously need to get your head blendered after what you did. I hope your guts get ripped out by direwolves and your body gets poked full of holes by Arya's sword.

Good luck trying to win Sansa back now, bitch.