Crazy Woman on the Loose

Date: Tuesday 24th January 2012

Time: 11:47 pm (EST)


Location of Incident: Cynthia's Living Room


Suspect Description: Middle-aged woman of Asiatic origin. Can be identified by her owlish glasses and flushed face. Responds to the name "Anh". SUSPECT IS HIGHLY VOLATILE SO ATTEMPTS TO APPROACH HER SHOULD BE AVOIDED.




Recount of Events: Due to an incident involving Cynthia's unwillingness to answer a question in Chinese, suspect decided to go apeshit crazy and take out her anger in unreasonable and violent ways. Such as slamming the lid of the laptop on Cynthia's fingers and then throwing the expensive console across the room. And then hurling the victim's most prized City Hunter Blu-ray set into a wall.


Witnesses: A middle aged man of Asiatic origin who decided to further antagonize the victim in order to divert suspect's attention away from himself. Also a young teenager who was mildly annoyed at having the tennis match on TV interrupted.


Actions taken: Victim would like to file a statement of domestic violence and requests that the maniac in her house please be restrained until further action can be taken. She would also like a replacement of the City Hunter Blu-ray Set as it was apparently rather hard to come by.

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