Super Seduction Powers

Hi people,
I feel like blogging but there's nothing worth telling. So I'll just ramble and youse can pretend that what you're reading is very meaningful :)

Issue one: The people in this story do not wish to be revealed so they shall remain anonymous for the time being. Their code names are... Cow Crap, Fatty and Cullen ( SOOOO anonymous, I know)
Situation: Cow Crap has been forced to reject someone that she liked (Krispy Kream) and Fatty and Cullen (being the caring and nice friends that they are, are helping out by telling stories of their own.)

Cow Crap: Go on Fatty. LOLOL

Fatty: Yeh, my friend she liked this guy called Poopface and she talked to him heaps on msn. and yeh one day during english class, we all decided to prank call him on my phone.

Cullen: Yeh?

Fatty: so then i went all ZONG WANNA BUY MA 2 DORRAH CHOPSTIK etc etc, and me and him argued in chinese accents for 5 mins, and it was so funny :L my friend was rolling down the stairs laughing :L yeh, and we prank called him heaps, at least once a week and at central

Cow Crap: lololol

Fatty: we would always stalk him, and where ever he walked, we walked as well, and we always tried to catch the same bus as him :L
lol, it was just a teeny tiny crush though, i dont like him anymore

Cow Crap:... I feel sry 4 him

Fatty: he dyed his hair -insert colour here-

Cullen: woahh..

Fatty: but i think its -insert colour here- now :L

Cow Crap: .............................. rite

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Fatty: So how did he give you the roses?

Cow Crap: Not telling

Fatty and Cullen: -.-

Cullen: I betcha he said*dramatically* Cow Crap, LOVE OF MY LIFE, WILL YOU ACCEPT THESE ROSES AS A TOKEN OF MY LOVE!!

Cow Crap: HELL NO!

Fatty: BAHAHAH

Cullen: how about "Cow Crap, take them!" and then he runs away. .. or maybe he just shoved them at you

Cow Crap: -silence-

Cow Crap: Fine I'll tell you.. -.-

Fatty: BAHAHA I think Cow Crap has super seductive powers :)

*****
Situation: Fatty and Cullen are discussing Cow Crap in another convo while she's away.

Fatty: blahhhh, i wanna find out more about Krispy Kream but Cow Crap wont tell us much ><>looks around shiftily-

Fatty: ohh, i can ask a friend, who has a friend at Shit-Academy in yr 10. we can get more info about him LOL

Cullen: haha

Fatty: baahaha, i stalk alotta people >=)

Cullen: lets call this "operation CCK"

Fatty: CCK?

Cullen: Operation Cow Crap and Krispy Kream. Hey, she's back.

-Cow Crap is added to convo-

Fatty: Hi again, Ms Super Seductive

Cow Crap: What happened while I was away?

Cullen: nothing much, we talked about seduction powers XD

Fatty: hehehe

Cow Crap: *looks at fatty's pm* What operation CCK?!

Fatty: the best thing ever

Cow Crap: What's CCK?!!?!

Cullen: A new brand of cornflakes....

Fatty: YEH, CHICKEN CANDY KIDDIES, the new flavour ;)

Cow Crap: ............

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Cow Crap: lololol. Why's Cullen so quiet?

Cullen: I was .. revelling in the silence,

Fatty: learning her seduction powers

Cullen: totally

Cow Crap: uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

Cullen: i was digging into my well of secret seduction powers. i know they're in there somewhere.. LOL

*****

Fatty: does Krispy Kream catch your train or something?

Cow Crap: no, not telling

Cullen: noooo

Fatty: aye yaaaaaaaaaaa. why so secretive? ><" Cow Crap: u guys r gonna stalk him lol Cullen: we don't exactly have a lot of info to stalk him Cow Crap: lolol Fatty: exactly Cow Crap: true Cullen: you knwo how many Krispy Kreams there are in the world? Cow Crap: a lot lot YEH Fatty: plus, i dont mind you guys stlking my old crush ASSHOLE LICKER
SAUSAGE MACARONI
YR10

(obviously this information has been changed to stop readers of this blog from stalking fatty's crush)

*****

So this was a summary of the convo between 3 very strange teenagers. There was a lot more stuff there. Maybe I'll continue next time.
Well, look at that. I didn't even get to issue number 2 :L
Have a nice day ppls.

P.S FIONA IS SEXY AND AWESOMER THAN ME :L

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One Response to “Super Seduction Powers”
  1. Fiona says:

    Damn right I'm sexy ;p

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